What a TIGER´S balls

Now there was a certain man who was into his balls, from an early start he was playing with his balls, in fact, he became champion of champions of balls. Of course being exposed to balls at such a young age really did help, when one continuously plays with balls, something has to go wrong, balls are funny things, from far they seem so perfect, round, complete, smooth and so lovely to hold...until everything goes tits up and you make a balls up galore.

Now we aren´t exactly sure that balls up it went, although we can speculate, have a laugh and have a ball of a time.

Here are 7 simple rules when playing this game to avoid ball ups:

1. Firstly, never never lose track of your balls, keep your eye on the ball all the time and know exactly where your ball/balls is/are.
2. Now if you´re going to have a ball of a time, FOCUS, it ain´t easy, and you need to get your ball into a small hole, it´s not easy, but practice makes perfect, and soon you will be getting your ball in first shot, commonly known as a hole in one.
3. You have to keep your ball as close as possible to the hole, it really isn´t good for your ball to stray and land up in the bush.
4. Contrary to popular belief, the size of your putter does count, don´t believe what they say, the bigger your putter, the more chance you have of hitting the ball on that sweet spot.
5.Remember to really take care of your shaft, it´s so important for the game, completely connected to whether you will succeed or not, should your ball stray, you will find that you have bent your shaft, and the spectators are not going to like that.
6. Ignore them if they tell you that you´re under par, or a good swinger, the most important thing to remember is to have a good stroke.
7. Lastly, it´s not good to put your balls in other people´s holes!

As with most things, stick to the rules of the game. play fair and you should be fine. Do not become obsessed with your balls, and have a ball of a time!

(Thanks to Stacey and Lisa for some funny comments and inspiration on my facebook page)